Miscellaneous
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees...
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Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately,...
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Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the...
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Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my...
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Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What's the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun has a soul full of hope.What's the difference between a circus and a Las Vegas Dance...
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Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers...
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Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them...
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Twas The Night...-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by some louse.And the best quart I'd hidBy the chimney with...
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Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll.He brought her back to the States and they were very...
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C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?''He replies ''So I know which is my left and which is my right'''Oh'' says...
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