Miscellaneous

Horse Sense

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named...

 

Welfare Claim Statements

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.I am writing the Welfare...

 

Talk with God

MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so you would love her.MAN: God, she has such beautiful blue...

 

Engineer and Guillotine

Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate. The...

 

Girlfriend Upgrades

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiance 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it's a...

 

Ebonics 101

Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar..."Damn- that shit is DOPE!"That is a...

 

Sex For the Deaf

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights...

 

Killed Your Rooster!

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud...

 

Death by Stabbing

A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years. She can't live without him and decides that the...

 

Sweet Revenge

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of...