Miscellaneous

Correct Male Responses

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which...

 

Zebra Asks a Question

A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,"Say, I have always wanted to know if I am white with black stripes or black with white...

 

My Car Is Shtolen!

An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?""Yesh,...

 

Back From the Dead

An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they...

 

Facts About Women

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of...

 

The Three Moles

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.The papa mole reached his head out of...

 

Sick and Pompous General

The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both...

 

Two Nuns On Bicycle

Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this way before."Other nun says, "Neither have I. It's...

 

Dead Cow & The Mermaid

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the...

 

Xmas Tree and Priest Alike

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.