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Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which...
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Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,"Say, I have always wanted to know if I am white with black stripes or black with white...
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My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?""Yesh,...
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Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they...
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Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of...
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The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.The papa mole reached his head out of...
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Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both...
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Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this way before."Other nun says, "Neither have I. It's...
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Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the...
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Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
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