Miscellaneous
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing...
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A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you...
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Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up...
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Women's Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
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Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the...
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DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the attention of senior members that some individuals have been...
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Truisms!
* If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.* Experience is something...
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Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....The man says "What's the problem officer?"Officer: You were...
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Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
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Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
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