Miscellaneous

A Letter From Barbie

************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing...

 

A Fish Story!

One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you...

 

Painful Puns

Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up...

 

Women's Breasts Like a Train Set

Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

 

Gun-toting Panda (Classic)

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the...

 

DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996

Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the attention of senior members that some individuals have been...

 

Truisms!

* If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.* Experience is something...

 

Driving Violations

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....The man says "What's the problem officer?"Officer: You were...

 

Two Meaningless Words

Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.

 

Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be

Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.