Miscellaneous
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side.So... the one flies over and the other...
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Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the...
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Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was...
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Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are...
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Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at hisbedside. "So tell...
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Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't handle him any...
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Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it."The guy says, "You're right. I...
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Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are...
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Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you...
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Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him. She looked vaguely familiar, but he couldn't...
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