Miscellaneous
Meet the Schitts!
You don't know Jack Schitt!When someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", well, now you'll know the entire story.Jack Schitt was the only son of Owe Schitt...
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OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS...Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost exactlyGovernment...
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58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers3....
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Pretend You're A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil...
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Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to the bar and announces:"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
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Screwy Date
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers...
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Snowmen and Snowladies
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
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Welcome to Hell...
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.Devil: Why so glum?Guy: Why do you...
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Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting...
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Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found...
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