Miscellaneous

Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say

10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I'm tired of being just friends.9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.8. I...

 

How To Catch A Polar Bear

How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepolar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!

 

Outhouse On Quicksand?

Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John

 

Olive, the 10th Reindeer

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names"

 

I'm Glad I'm A Man

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI...

 

Giving

The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross. The chairman of the Red Cross, Mr. Wilson, called on the lawyer, hoping to...

 

Redneck Poetry

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family;...

 

Two Molecules

Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!""Are you...

 

The Neutron

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

 

Yo Mamma

Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!