Miscellaneous

Xmas Like A Day At the Office

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

 

Blacks and Xmas Trees?

What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.

 

Why Santa Has No Kids

Why doesn't Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

 

Medical Record Quotes

The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph.D., for the...

 

Souped Up Lincoln

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.The redneck looks quizzically at the...

 

Picking Personal Hell

A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run things a bit differently nowadays, you get to pick your...

 

Man On Bridge

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!""Why...

 

Golfer Pays His Respects

A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round, and the $200.As...

 

By My Side

Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my...

 

Lonely Frog

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet abeautiful young...