Miscellaneous
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
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Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn't Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph.D., for the...
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Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.The redneck looks quizzically at the...
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Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run things a bit differently nowadays, you get to pick your...
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Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!""Why...
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Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round, and the $200.As...
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By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my...
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Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet abeautiful young...
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