Miscellaneous
Name a...
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.
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Name A Fawn...
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.
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English Me This:
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins weren't...
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CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code.
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Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
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Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it's too far to walk!
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I'm Glad I'm A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and SpamI don't brag to my buddies about my erectionsI won't drive to Hell...
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Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and...
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