Miscellaneous

To Fry a Peter

Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.

 

Name a...

Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.

 

Name A Fawn...

Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

 

Raccoon\'s Will

Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: "Leave it to Beaver."

 

English Me This:

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins weren't...

 

CIA Agents and Bathroom

Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code.

 

Smiling Snowman

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

 

Why Birds Fly South

Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it's too far to walk!

 

I'm Glad I'm A Woman

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and SpamI don't brag to my buddies about my erectionsI won't drive to Hell...

 

Potential and Reality

A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and...