Miscellaneous

Smell His Fingers!

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.In the middle of catching one, his wife...

 

Man's best friend.

Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to...

 

No Pubic Hair?

A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool?...

 

Twice Over

A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man...

 

The F Word

The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by...

 

Only One Sale?

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.The...

 

Proper Manners

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely."I demand proper manners in...

 

Smart CEO

A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in...

 

Bear and Squirrel

Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that shit tends to stick to your...

 

Got No Ears

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a...