Miscellaneous
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.In the middle of catching one, his wife...
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Man's best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to...
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No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool?...
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Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man...
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The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by...
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Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.The...
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Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely."I demand proper manners in...
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Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in...
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Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that shit tends to stick to your...
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Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a...
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