Miscellaneous

Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.", says...

 

Write and Wrong

A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice to either go to Heaven or Hell. He finds it difficult to make up his mind so he asks...

 

Make Me A Newfie

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a neurosurgeon and asked "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into...

 

Balls!

Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in another country.He's totally enamoured with the golf ball because...

 

Love According to Kids

Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.""No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has...

 

Lawyer's Translation

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and...

 

My Darling Son Letter!

Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry about poor old me. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe,...

 

Outrageous Flirting Lines

You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?Hey, didn't we go to different high schools?There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting...

 

Love & Marriage Quotes

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.- David BissonetteA man is incomplete until...

 

Guy's - Don't Do This On A Date

There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date..."I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this...