Miscellaneous

Dog Named Sex (Classic)

Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing...

 

Comeback Lines!

M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is...

 

The Bobbitt Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free,...

 

Condom Sponsors!

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably...

 

Blondes and Beer In Hell

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer.He asks a nearby demon if this is really...

 

Amish Couple

Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

 

Mother Teresa's Constipation

Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had.The clerk replied "Heck no sister, you nuns and...

 

Priest and Nun Golfing

One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again."The nun, shocked, warned him...

 

Le Pepper Please!

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper."Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!"

 

African Missionary

Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?