Miscellaneous
Found In Superman's Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.
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Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a...
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Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into her blouse.The Secret Service were guarding the...
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Libertarians & Anarchists
What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe...
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Who's job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
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Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other...
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Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another effort to reduce the NASA budget, passed a resolution...
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Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 "J" STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN NUMBER 95-2374DATE: OCTOBER...
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Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90'sOLD---------------NEWconservative--reactionarythe establishment--white power elitehearing...
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Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term---Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, "race," as validBlack- African-Canadian, (NOTE: DOES NOT INCLUDE: LIBYANS,...
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