Miscellaneous

Better Than Pork

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your...

 

Church Collection Distribution

Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.The first priest explained that he drew a circle on...

 

The Parrots

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He...

 

The Preacher and the Donkey

A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was a fortune in horse racing, so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in a race....

 

My King Henry joke

Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A: Scratching at the lid of his coffin of course!!!

 

Bedtime Prayer of the future

Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a file,and send the mail in a little while.Then gather the news before the...

 

Clinton's Clock

Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he...

 

Who's Fishing?

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there,...

 

Fun Test!

TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do what it says....

 

Major Cause of Divorce

Q: What's the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.