Miscellaneous
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.4. Morning...
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EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,which was the other...
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Don't Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class...
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Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island."What should we do?", said Ed."Hmmm, let's think.", replied Fred.Ed shook...
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Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to it as a romance, or a period of dating, of going out, or, in some unfortunate...
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A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed them, and started growling and generally getting...
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50 facts about Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and...
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On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish...
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Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
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Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.Fool other drivers into thinking you...
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