Miscellaneous

Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills

It was New Year's Eve ... by then, actually, it was very early on New Year's morning. The drunk staggered out of the men's room and wobbled his way to the...

 

Buying a Barbie Doll

A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie comes with...

 

Driving Test Answers

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a...

 

Ding! Ding!

A woman's husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:"Widow looking for a new husband. To...

 

Golfers and the Genie

A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole she sends the ball smashing through the window of a nearby house.The...

 

Join A Club

The Yoko Club? - Oh no.The German philosophy club? - I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? - Pardon me?The Arafat club? - Yessir.The Alzheimer's club? - Forget it.The...

 

21 types of pissers!

21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss...

 

State Capitals Are:

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you...

 

Drivers Identity by Location

How to identify where a driver is from...One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one...

 

Eskimos Discussing Cold

There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold...