Miscellaneous
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
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GOD'S - Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following...
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A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Justas they were about to...
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Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons...six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
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The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get thecase of beer for?" "I got...
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Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing...
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Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and ChipsTen Commandments are actually only five,...
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Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world...In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis,...
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Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until...
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Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
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