Miscellaneous
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant...
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Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 - Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer hunting license may also hunt and...
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The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry. He sees this diner...
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Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady,...
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World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together...
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BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is...
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SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alcofluence of incoholI'm just a little slort of sheepI'm not drunk...
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10 Way to know if you have PMS
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.3. The dryer has shrunk...
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Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It's like a French kiss, but down under.
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The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he...
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