Miscellaneous
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length of string.2. You check out their address, and...
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Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other...A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer...
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Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.2. A better model is always just around the corner.3. They look nice...
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PC Support
Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users that apparently can't read a manual, or lack common sense. Here is a...
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Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software...
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Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not...
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Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file ?WinErr: 004...
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Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and...
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Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek...10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.9. You no longer ask prospective...
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