Miscellaneous

Machine Breakdown

This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit in the machine called a "critical detector" senses the operator's...

 

NOTICE:

To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices...You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to...

 

Show Me The Money!

A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected. A fool and his money are soon popular. A fool and his money is my...

 

A DAY OFF

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.There are 365 days per year available for work.There are 52 weeks per year in which you...

 

Bathroom Privileges

TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective...

 

Blonde screen door

Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.

 

Classified Funny Ads

?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British...

 

Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:

Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew...

 

Exerise For The Nonathletic

Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.Exercise________ Calories burned per...

 

Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)

TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from...