Miscellaneous
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit in the machine called a "critical detector" senses the operator's...
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NOTICE:
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices...You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to...
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Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected. A fool and his money are soon popular. A fool and his money is my...
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A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.There are 365 days per year available for work.There are 52 weeks per year in which you...
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Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective...
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Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.
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Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British...
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Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew...
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Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.Exercise________ Calories burned per...
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Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from...
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