Miscellaneous

Letter to the Railroad

Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. Iam tired of standing in...

 

Pink Parts

One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw...

 

Polish Space Program

Q: What's delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.

 

Polish Scientistific Plans

Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where all the countries of the world gathered to compare their...

 

Polish Girl Does Tradein

Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in on a Honda?

 

Wearing Polish Underwear

Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!

 

Polaks Crossing A River

Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other. One invites the other one over. "I can't swim", he replies. "Why don't you...

 

Pregnant Polish Girl

Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

 

Polish Couple

Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is...

 

Polak Is Mugged

A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. "You mean you fought...