Miscellaneous
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "Hey, Moe!" Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who...
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Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam."Madam, I would like to have a girl for the...
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The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blowjob, or he can butt fuck her.The wive says, "I don't want...
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Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the...
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3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible."Well," she said. "The first time I married an...
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Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight."He says, "Why's that?"She says, "Because...
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Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crabs. She...
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New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw out your computer. I repeat, do not ever...
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You're hooked if...
It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when....1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to...
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Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22 Rual Tax4.44 Back Tax1.11 Front Tax1.16...
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