Miscellaneous
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it....
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Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/hekeeps cranking out....
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So, Who\'s Workin\'?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leave 48...
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Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You'll be making under $7 an hour; we'll be bankrupt...
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The Laws of Work...
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use...
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Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant?A: Wipe it off!Q:...
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Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you know if...
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How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substance and the...
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Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? A: Free Parking.Q: What do you get if...
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Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss......
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