Miscellaneous
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the...
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Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them bronzed.
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Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
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Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out thewindshield and suddenly...
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Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass. A sign says, "Clearance: 11"2'." So they get out, measure their truck, and...
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Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."
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Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours.
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Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest...
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Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.
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