Miscellaneous

Quick Conquer Of Poland

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!

 

Polak Get Whipped

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German,...

 

Looking For Anya

After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one's wife. Going through the rubble, Victor came across a dismembered arm and...

 

Polak Signal Lights

An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.He asks...

 

Polak Hiding In Tree

A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree. When...

 

Polak Plane Crash

Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies

 

Polaks Come Back To Fish

These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, "We'll...

 

The Kowalski

The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it...

 

Polak Crossed The Road

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

 

Christ Not Polish

Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin!