Miscellaneous
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house....
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Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there. The elephant is stuck in this...
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Polish Medical Terminology
POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you do when the patient dies beneign - what you are after you are...
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Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling down.
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Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck.Q: How do you know if an Italian is there? A: He bet on the...
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Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?A: He's the one with a duck.
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Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.The dealer tells him,...
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Many Sayings On Love And Sex
"Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy." "I won't come in your mouth, I promise." "I'm not really married." "It's only a cold sore." "Looks aren't...
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Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they'd be intolerable. - Ed AbbeyIn everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. - Ed...
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Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up after them.
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