Miscellaneous

Dishwasher Repair

What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!

 

How To Get Rid Of Roaches

How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.

 

Why Women Close Eyes During Sex

Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex?Because no woman ever wants to see a man enjoying himself!

 

Backwards Panties

What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out.

 

Crazy For It Riddle

What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it?Money!!!

 

Work Better Than Sex

Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the payoff is better.

 

Marriage Ups and Downs

Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is down.

 

Polack With Razor

The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as...

 

Finally Figured Out Women

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

 

Super Orgasm When:

How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up.