Miscellaneous

Computer And A Woman:

Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

 

No Balls?

Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the...

 

Women Appearance

Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

 

Don\'t Be Sexist!

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!

 

Dog and Fox

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.

 

How To Blind A Woman:

How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!

 

Why She Crossed the Road

Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!

 

Men Fart More Than Women

Why do men fart more than women?Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

 

Which PMS Medicine Bottle?

How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

 

Terrorist and PMS

What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.