Miscellaneous

Pitbull and PMS

What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.

 

Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman

What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowwoman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra...

 

Why Nipples?

Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.

 

Why Lesbians?

Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn't breed.

 

Quiz For My Smart Friends

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends. You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They...

 

Parrot with no legs

This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no. The guy is pretty...

 

Definition of a Wife!

Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker

 

Paradox of Woman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don't, you are not a man.If you praise her, she thinks you are lying. If you don't, you are good for...

 

50 Facts About Women

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of...

 

Reasons For John\'s Sex Change

10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner restrooms.7. Tired of boring men's fashions and wants something...