Miscellaneous
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up...
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Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We were watching CNN's...
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Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:"If this car was a woman, she'd get pinched in the butt."Underneath which a graffiti...
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Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. "Well," thought the manager, "I'll give them an honesty test to...
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Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. She picked him up and they got to talking."What do you...
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Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, "Your problemis that you are looking...
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Ten Important Men In Woman\'s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off."Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide."Her Veterinarian; he says, "And how is your little pussy doing...
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More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.After this goes on for...
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Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, "What kind of man are you...
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Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God,...
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