Miscellaneous
Match
You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
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It Only Hurt When...
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during...
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What is
"Three Men And A Baby"What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything.
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To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took.
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Wide Load
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
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St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St....
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Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood...
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2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4. Let me...
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Gigolo
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!
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