Miscellaneous

Match

You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

 

It Only Hurt When...

A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during...

 

What is

"Three Men And A Baby"What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything.

 

To the Dump

You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took.

 

Wide Load

You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

 

St. Peter

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St....

 

Explaination

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood...

 

2 2

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4. Let me...

 

Gigolo

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

 

Bill

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!