Miscellaneous
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in his mouth!
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Man Playing Around If...
How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."
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Man\'s Worst Nightmare
What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera. 2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to. 3) A female...
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Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
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Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.
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If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for...
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Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
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Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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Boyfriends
How are daughter's boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it's hard to get rid of them!
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40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and...
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