Miscellaneous
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable whilethe other is just having a baby.
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Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
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Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off.
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A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!
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Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt gifts are nicer.
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Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.
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Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because he thought he could get laid if he did. or So the woman driving down the street...
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Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can't get it up, he asks the woman, 'Does this happen to you often?'
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