Miscellaneous

Bucket

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket.

 

Out of a tree

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

 

2 Bullets

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets,what do you do? A: Shoot...

 

Men\'s Rude Awakening

The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things:God is a woman...and she nailed down all of...

 

Few Men In Heaven

Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for directions.

 

Men\'s Gourmet Restaurant

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.

 

Married/Single Man Envy Riddle

Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

 

Mutual Orgasm Riddle

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

 

Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle

How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!

 

Riddle Of Men

What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) amarriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute...