Miscellaneous

Two Kinds Of Men

What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.

 

Men At Singles Bars

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They're married.

 

Found At Gyms and Bars

What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.

 

Sex On Second Date

What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?Slow.

 

Lazy

How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.

 

Will Rogers On Men

How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"?He never had to date one.

 

Diff Between Gender Dreams

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream of?Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

 

Chemical Properties of Woman

Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with...

 

Men Compared To Mel Gibson

How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks.

 

Hiding Baldness

What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across his head?The truth comes shining through.