Miscellaneous

Man With Most Intelligence Gone

What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this...|<---------------------->|is 12 inches.

Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.

Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they're all over you.

Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Why are men like commercials?You can't believe a word they say.