Miscellaneous

Men Like BMWs

Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.

Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions.

Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

How are men like noodles?They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren't through yet being children.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.