Miscellaneous

Keeps Her Youth

How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!

 

Bonds And Men

What's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.

 

Men Snore Because

Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

 

No Hemorrhoids

Why don't men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!

 

More Brains Than Dogs

Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.

 

Brain Missing

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.

 

No Brained Women

Why don't women have any brains?Because they don't have any testicles to put them in.

 

Dumb Part

What's the dumbest part of a man's body?His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.

 

Uncircumcised

Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.

 

Best Part

Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away the best part.