Miscellaneous
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.
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More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.
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No Brained Women
Why don't women have any brains?Because they don't have any testicles to put them in.
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Dumb Part
What's the dumbest part of a man's body?His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.
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Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.
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Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away the best part.
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