Miscellaneous
As Long As A Cat\'s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than that cat's tail."A bet is made, the bartender supplies a...
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See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would, when does she get off work?
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Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but...
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Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:"I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!""What...
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Think You\'re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?
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Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of money!
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Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both hands, looks around for...
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Men\'s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they will think that you are gay. If you stand too far away from...
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Men\'s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the processes of bodily waste removal. These have been known as...
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Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they...
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