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Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity. That's why he dates someone half his age.
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No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing...
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Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the...
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Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That's not exactly true.They also care a lot about power, world domination, money, and beer.
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Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.She: Well, you succeeded!
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Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
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Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman's every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go to ball games, and bring him a beer.
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Men\'s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women. In order to attract more males to buy and exchange greeting cards,...
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Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.
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Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak. Never trust a fart. Never take a hard-on for granted.
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