Miscellaneous

Bill Clinton & Hillary

Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station. They saw Hillary's young lover there. Bill said to hillary if you were...

 

Wishing

A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits."The man responded by saying she should rub toilet...

 

Apologetic Spouse

Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have a newborn infant and children 1, 2, 3, and 4 years old. How come?Well, every year, he...

 

Responsible Husband

My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible for it.

 

Divorce Can Wait

A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to her, "Our marriage has never been that great, but this year has been the absolute...

 

Who\'s Child?

James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and get divorced. After the divorce was granted, that same...

 

Cause Hearing Loss In Men

What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him.

 

How To Get A Man To Leave

How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his feelings.

 

Why Men Can\'t Show True Feelings

Why don't men often show their true feelings?Because they don't have feelings.

 

Men And Cats Similar?

How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They're both afraid of the vacuum cleaner.