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Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here...
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Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6. He was being a brat and his mother was having a hard time controlling him....
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Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year old daughter asked her why there were two holes in your nose.Her four year old son...
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Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples:1. A child's eagerness to...
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Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The...
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Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell. No matter how much the little guy stretches, he can't...
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Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the objects of sleep deprivation research.James Harden is currently in...
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No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along."I'll never do that...
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Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...baby will find the tiny gap of space left around the neck...
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Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he's busy.Sales person: Well then, can I please speak to your...
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