Miscellaneous
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?
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Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!
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Santa\\\'s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.
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What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number..A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up...
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No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast asleep.After staring at her tiny, motionless baby brother for...
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High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid sat with his nose glued to the window as the plane...
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Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. This kitten, having no road sense, was killed by a...
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Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room.Rushing to...
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Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
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