Miscellaneous

Bottom Start

Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?

 

Black Eye

Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!

 

Crew Cut

What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!

 

Santa\\\'s Entrance

If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.

 

What is a Teenager?

By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number..A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up...

 

No Batteries?

Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast asleep.After staring at her tiny, motionless baby brother for...

 

High On a Plane

A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid sat with his nose glued to the window as the plane...

 

Dead Kitten

A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. This kitten, having no road sense, was killed by a...

 

Swallowed A Penny

My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room.Rushing to...

 

Brushing the Child

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.