Miscellaneous

Cremate Mother In Law

A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death.It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated.He replies, "Don't take...

 

Vultures and Mothers In Law

What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

 

Inlaw/Outlaw Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!

 

Jealous Wife

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now...

 

Absent Minded Husband

Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I'm an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.

 

Not On Your Anniversary!

Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time we had sex this year. Here's a $5...

 

Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife

The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes....

 

Quickie

You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink.

 

Success In Love

To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The...

 

Effective Ointment

Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on...