Miscellaneous
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death.It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated.He replies, "Don't take...
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Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.
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Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!
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Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now...
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Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I'm an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
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Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time we had sex this year. Here's a $5...
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Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes....
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Quickie
You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink.
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Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The...
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Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on...
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