Miscellaneous

Things Change With Marriage

"Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that I'm her husband, it's beer, mama, and TV."

 

Wife Is a Car Feature

Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it that he had to take a picture of it to bring to work with him to show everyone. The...

 

Making Ends Meet

"We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do you two manage? And you even have kids!""We get along...

 

My Only Extravagance

"Okay," said the wife, "I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!"

 

Complaints of Married People

Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the shore?Because they are murmurs of the tied.

 

Wrong House?

Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!

 

Check Him Out

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he...

 

Husband\'s Midlife Crisis

Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him. If he wants to buy...

 

Armed Sleeper

Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still sleeps with a battle-axe by his side.

 

Husband Looks Bad

The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife. "I don't like the looks of your husband," he said. "Neither do I," said the wife, "but...