Miscellaneous
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the insurance agent, "We had that house insured for one...
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Husband\'s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
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Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!...My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all afternoon, my fireplace smokes a lot, my cat slinks home in the early morning...
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Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to find his wife packing a suitcase. He angrily asked her...
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Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a marriage counselor to discuss the problem.The counselor...
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Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman. The man jumps up and says, "Honey, I can explain!""As I was coming homefrom...
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What Would You Do?
"Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say. What would you do if you found another man in bed with her?""I'd...
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Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. "Was it my friend Steve?" he yelled. "No," she said. "Was it my friend James?" he then...
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Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midget in bed.After chasing the rogue away, Sam liberally...
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