Miscellaneous
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
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Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!
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Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden."Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the...
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Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-hearing... and to share the same hearing aid.
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Now That We\'re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic words, "I love you". Now that we are married, those three magic words have become,...
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Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life."You never even tell me when you're having an orgasm!" he yelled."How can I?" she shot back. "You're...
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Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. "Your mother insulted me, very much." she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that when...
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Yo Mama So Fat...
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this...New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk."Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the...
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