Miscellaneous
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he...
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Married Men\'s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men's magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It's like Playboy or Penthouse magazine, except the centerfold is the same...
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Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics when I've had a couple of glasses of wine and am feeling...
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Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer...
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Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, "Have I ever told you how handsome and sexy and irresistible to women you are?""Why no," said...
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What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made...
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Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter...
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Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking; lest she should wake and rise up talking.
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Followed
"I'm fed up with your jealousy," the furious wife told her husband."Do you think I don't realize you're having me followed by a detective who's tall, blond,...
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Both Golf
"Honey, I have a confession to make," a guy told his bride. "I'm a golf nut. You'll never see me on weekends during golf season.""Well, dear," she murmured....
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