Miscellaneous

Terrible Lover

A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous evenings' events. The woman says, "You are a terrible lover!"The man...

 

Eight Times A Virgin

A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times. On his wedding night, his wife informed him that she was still a...

 

Job for Mom

In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and sexually ignorant into marriages arranged by their parents.In one particular case, an...

 

Stinky Feet, Bad Breath

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife...

 

Go Farther

Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Johnny, who's at the wheel,...

 

Married to a Sex Maniac

In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac. My husband never leaves me alone. He makes love to me all...

 

Immature Wife

My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!

 

Can\'t Talk Now

A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving him oral sex when the phone rings.The husband answers it, to find out is his...

 

Three Times?

An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers."Oh honey," said the young nymph,...

 

Saving Up

This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face."What's the matter,...