Miscellaneous
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous evenings' events. The woman says, "You are a terrible lover!"The man...
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Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times. On his wedding night, his wife informed him that she was still a...
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Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and sexually ignorant into marriages arranged by their parents.In one particular case, an...
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Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife...
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Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Johnny, who's at the wheel,...
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Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac. My husband never leaves me alone. He makes love to me all...
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Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!
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Can\'t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving him oral sex when the phone rings.The husband answers it, to find out is his...
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Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers."Oh honey," said the young nymph,...
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Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face."What's the matter,...
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