Miscellaneous
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses...
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Naked Mower
"It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower."Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn...
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No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do...
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Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars."Come to bed, darling," she...
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She\'s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning,...
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No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, "When I solicited your chastity, if you had granted, I would not have married you.""Faith,...
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That\'s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful...
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Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette. So she begins and says,...
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How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here's $140.
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What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift. They...
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